Thomas | 17 | Don't Care

How many eggs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, eggs don't have hands.

 

ellsari:

My bro has the cutest dog. I don’t know why she’s in the laundry basket and I don’t care because she is so freaking cute.

florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

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kanyezus:

remember when i met tyler the creator and such in 7/11 and he caught me taking a sneaky photo